The Best Bitcoin Joke Collection on the Internet | BTC Jokes

The Best Bitcoin Joke Collection on the Internet | BTC Jokes

The Best Bitcoin Joke Collection on the Internet | BTC Jokes

With how fast things move in the cryptocurrency space, it can be relaxing (and fun!) to step back and enjoy a Bitcoin joke or two to lighten the mood! Here is some of the best Bitcoin humor out there.

    Best Bitcoin Joke

    A frightened Bitcoin hodler calls a fellow investor and asks if he’s worried at all about the volatility of Bitcoin these days.

    The friend replies that of course, he’s worried! In fact, he says that he’s sleeping like a baby.

    The frightened Bitcoin investor is amazed. "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"

    "Yup! I sleep for a couple of hours, and then I wake up and I cry for a while."

    Lamest Bitcoin Joke

    Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoin?

    In a cold wallet.

    Funny Bitcoin Jokes

    Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin?

    They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.


    What's the difference between SpaceX and Bitcoin?

    SpaceX will actually return to earth after takeoff…


    Why is Bitcoin difficulty so high?

    Too much hash.

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    These days everyone is claiming to be Satoshi…



    How can Bitcoin Cash be the real Bitcoin, if it’s a fork..?


    Bitcoin Joke Video

    Don’t be like Buffet…


    Gandalf is a seasoned Bitcoin investor…

    Bitcoin Mining Jokes

    How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?

    A million.

    One miner to change it, and 999,999 miners to run in circles to determine who gets to do it.


    Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU?

    He was mining before it was cool.

    Bitcoin Dad Jokes

    There’s a whole sub-genre of “Bitcoin Dad jokes,” such as the joke listed near the beginning of this article.

    The jokes are about the volatility of Bitcoin, something that all Bitcoin investors are very familiar with. Rather than list all of the variations of this joke it’s much better to go straight to the source, Reddit.

    The Bitcoin Dad joke thread has more than 2,000 comments and dozens of different styles of the joke.

    Bitcoin Knock Knock Joke

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Satoshi Nakamoto.

    Satoshi Nakamoto who?

    You will never know.

    Bitcoin Pun

    I had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it.

    Now I have a Bit-coin.

    Reddit Bitcoin Joke

    Reddit is one of the best places to discover Bitcoin jokes. Here are just a few Reddit threads with some of our favorites!

    Best Bitcoin jokes out there

    Anyone have any bitcoin jokes?

    Bitcoin Jokes! - C'mon it's the silly season!

    Bitcoin Joke Contest

    Funny Crypto Jokes

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    Blockchain Jokes

    The Dilbert comic strip has some of the best blockchain humor. What makes the jokes funny is that Scott Adams understands blockchain well enough, specifically the blockchain/cryptocurrency ecosystem, to make fun of it in a clever way.

    Blockchain Puns

    I don't have time to talk about the blockchain but we can hash the details later.

    Bitcoin Is a Joke?

    Bitcoin is easily dismissed. It has a shady past, the bear markets are brutal, the highs get compared to tulip bubbles, and there’s a determined group of people who believe that Bitcoin is a pyramid scheme.

    Yet Bitcoin is not a joke. Bitcoin is hard money in a world of out of control central bankers and deficit loving governments. Bitcoin is money that you can keep without signing papers or seeking a banker’s approval. Bitcoin is money that you can send all over the planet without a centralized company like PayPal.

    At some point, the world is going to wake up and realize that Bitcoin is not a joke. Maybe that happens next year, maybe it happens gradually over a decade. But the thing is, for now, let people think Bitcoin is a joke. Let them poke fun at Bitcoin’s unreasonable price swings and its eccentric character. Every day that the world ignores Bitcoin is another day for accumulation.

    In the future, however far away that future is, the humor will be that so many people failed to see what Bitcoin would become, and the laughter will come from the early adopters as they look at their BTC balances and smile.

    Until then, let’s enjoy a Bitcoin joke or two :)

    This content is for informational purposes only and is not investment advice. You should consult a qualified licensed advisor before engaging in any transaction.

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